Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Dad, that calf is gonna drop any second.
Tony didn't smell coffee. He heard it perking.
- Thank God. - I shouldn't have tried it on you.
We all know your penchant for practical jokes, eh?
Look, I know you want to be with your mom.
There.
"What had the most negative impact on me in high school? Answer: panty hose?"
Dad died in '74.
Locked tight. All set, Captain. Good luck.
Yeah.
Peg went into premature labor when she heard the crash.
A minute ago you said it was crap.
Ziggy has come up with five different scenarios to ex...
Oh, my God.
Well, it, uh...
I mean, one minute I'm Tom Stratton, and the next I'm a ball player named Fox.
Hey, pal, it's not my theory. There's gotta be another way.
The other end, your death. You tie the ends together, and your life is a loop.
three, two,
at 12,000 and dropping.
I'm-I'm-I'm trying, Operator, but it's been a long time.
Dr. Ernst suggested that,
He didn't research it enough. Originally, Tom Stratton not only died,
Hold it... and let it out like this.
Oh, honey, the P.X. was out of your shaving cream,
Mach 2.4, 2.5. Outside skin temperature. 685.
You know, Captain, we could be combing the desert with tweezers and little glass jars...
He's with you? Of course.
Oh, Tom. Sometimes...
No. Play ball. All right. Let's go.
Sally, he's a writer. They're only used to the finer things in life.
- I'm a daddy. - Tom, are you sick?
Barnes lines a solid shot down the aisle in right center.
The sooner you shave, the sooner you'll wake up.
That's a good one, Sam. You know my name.
Nothing cures a cold faster than a fishing trip.
Hey, Tony, I'm tired of hauling your butt around.
He's safe!
Bombs away.
Many words of praise
Oh. What did you think of this, Tom?
filling it out last night sure brought back a lot of old ones for me.
Uh-oh. Which thigh has less stretch marks?
I look in a mirror, and I see...
No. Nobody lives forever.
Here's Velton Bunch and the Dovetones.
Dr. Ernst was right. You are one sick bastard.
Do you really believe that? Absolutely. I don't know.
Oh, I look awful.
gets his fly snagged now and then.
Al!
Oh, boy!
Just don't ask me to fly.
Well, ready to become the fastest man on earth?
You know what I would love to do?
Take her up to 25 while I answer Mother Nature.
I never forgot Lucy's birthday until I flew at Mach 2.5.
Aw, Dad. Unless you wanna set the table.
Dad? What's wrong?
I'll take it.
- "Goes twice as fast?" - "Burma Shave."
I guess I can thank God you didn't spend the night with this Martha.