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Knock it off, you licknuts.
[Charlotte, boozy] So, breadfruit... What's that about?
Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
Well?! Even if it was, which it wasn't,
Tu'ua I matou.
You copy the map, we'll clean up all the mess!
Gottverdammt, woman!
and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
- What're we talking about? - Why you're not a dog.
- that was a terrible idea! - No, it wasn't!
And if ifs and buts were candy and nuts,
Because we don't have all night!
Aw, man... Okay, here it goes...
maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
My government will pay one hundred thousand Reichsmarks
it doesn't mean people wanna eat it.
Wait, what?
[gasps] Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
We want her to entertain the kraut for an hour or so.
[long, weary sigh]
- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
[laughs]
Well, I'm sure they'd like to lease an airfield on the island,
Come on, out the back!
- How old's he? - What, 40?
- Maybe we should let her sleep. - She's fine. Get out!
- Giant lizards I wouldn't have had to deal with... - You call that dealing with?!
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