Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold on, I'm sorry. Teddy Roosevelt, the president, watched you play baseball?

And so I was off.

-"jass" with two Ss, had already began-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The only holy trinity I was interested in was tits, clits, and ass.

-Great ending. -No!

Like you showered with him growing up so much

I wanted every single girl in the house to feel like the song was about them.

["Haupe" plays]

Up-bup-bup-bup-bup. I'll-- I'll take this one.

[gasps] And the tunnel is a pussy. Am I the first guy to think of this?

Ooh, I once fucked a Dr. Scholl's gel insert.

Say yes. Nothin' floods a girl's basement like havin' her sister nearby.

I had to write a piece of music that was truly me.

I had a charmed childhood, and no one loved me more than...

-Edward. Eyes forward. -[Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

But this is the story about how I became a man.

Oh, no. This marks the beginning of World War Cum.

We wanna know who you first dug out.

To a white girl?

Well, I was close with my daddy too.

Yeah, you do. Come here.

Ladies and gentlemen, lads and lasses,

You playin' baseball?

Duke. I like that. It's like dick but with a little U in it.

[laughs] That's just ragtime, Edward.

I wasn't proud of bein' a slave, and I was ecstatic to be free.

[Duke] Everyone was there.