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- A lead weight? - Yes, thank you. But not anymore!
- You don't know him? - What about his two friends?
Club
- It's my boss's card. - I'll take care of that.
Big surprise! You don't understand something
- I got a muscle triplicator bar. - Supplements aside...
Doug is like a fax machine.
- Myself as a kid. - So who are you really fighting with?
Of course you were. You yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Something small, warm, fuzzy...
ROCCO!!!!
I know a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit.
We're brothers, and when we're together...
YOURE ALWAYS THINKING OF ME
- No, sir. I did not grab your ass. - It's okay if you did.
Without a cover page, people don't know where it's coming from.
It's a health shake. It helps me hit my physical peak.
- Hey, hotlegs. What's going on? - We'll clean it up later. Don't worry.
When someone ask how is Rochester? I’m barely hanging on here!
- Are you doing it right? - You have to hit the pound sign.
Hey, what's up? You want some of this? How about a little of that?
- Tell him about the vampire idea. - That's a dumb idea.
- Man! - Works every time.
- What's up? - Just giving you an $80 ticket.
George Washington and George Washington?
These are real. They'll be dead in a week.
Hey, are you from out of town? You have a local number?
I Know your Tricks Dewey
It's hard to pitch in a nightclub. The music is way too loud in here.
Do you promise to love Emily for as long as you both shall live?
- Hi. - Who, me? Him?
Still friends?
What is he up to now?
Thanks... Great.
Restaurants now days.... #salthemortgagepal
- should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.
georgette kynaston and katy mallard sharon mcsweeney and jay waltham
- No... Yes... - This is the worst day of my life.
You're an idiot
She approved. approved.
First, we combine the stores, okay? Then we can add the furniture.
If I may congest, the pool is taking up the prime dancing real estate.
- Can the rest of us use the mirror? - Appreciate it.
I-I-I-I-KEA!
Cowboy fans after the playoff win
But it's like Emily turned out to be this whole different other person.
Next time On dads in the wild
The Mighty Duck, man. I swear to God. I was, like, Emilio!
And sometimes you get a busy signal. That's why you got a redial button.
Sweet ass sweet Diabetic
- Emily Sanderson-Butabi. - Whoever.
And maybe we should go to college, not put gel in our hair, and start wearing blue jeans!
Like some other girls would steal us away...
And George Washington is a little lonely. Wants to join his buddies.
- Let's mingle. - Right.
Yeah and maybe we should go to college, not put gel in our hair and start wearing blue Jeans
- They don't evaluate the clientele. - I thought we just weren't cool enough.
Mr. Butabi, where's the other cash register?
I'm gonna go back in and...
yes beryl chiangmaierette? what do you want? i want to do some masowud hawoedkraveedoiuna in mariners bluff.
Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool. Can my model friends come in?
Why are you forgetting our plans?
Jesus, man.
.
Not only will we not clean out the stockroom, we're out of here!
That's some good ass-grabbing going on there.
- What about that guy? - Owns a restaurant. One.
Four months of work for nothing.
- Who is it? - Just a bunch of pound signs.
beryl strecchfield are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
- Fluffy whip. - But not putting it on stuff.
oh ho ho yeah beryl bust oh ho ho yeah (i'm having a beryl thompson moment.) oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah beryldine. beryl yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah gayle champagned it: oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah feel the betryley power. oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah
- Yes. - Yes.