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Most Americans don't wear revealing bathing suits. Very European of you.
That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat it. I'm worried about your triceps.
Sarah Wolf... You see right through me!
Steve is thrilled that this family's coming together.
- Still friends? - You know it.
Rerty just called from Pismo Beach
Sweet! SWEET ASS SWEET!
Were on the list...
- Maybe we'll hang out later? - No chance.
- Does the bouncer know about this? - He's about to find out.
- What did we do? We'll change. - You can't change.
- Shit. The car. - What about me?
DID YOU GRAB MY ASS? It's okay if you did
YOU KNOW IT!
...to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
Come here, you pet detective bastard.
Just give me a call if you wanna go out. Or just call me anyway.
It sounds good, but I just got out of this very serious relationship.
I understand very well. You're going to a new, hot club tonight, right?
Give me a call or page me.
I would like to thank my parents, who came in all the way from Maine.
That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up his ass!
Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, you have to have a plan of attack.
NICO!!!
Idiot!... useless!
- God, that was a sweet show. - I have a fantasy.
- You should take a lesson from it. - Grieco.
Do you want me to be less horny?
- Credit vixen? - My God, I can't believe this.
- Amazing. - It all comes from within.
It's been great spending quality time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir.
You know it!
- Oh, man. Great glutes. - I don't care.
- Mr. Zadir owns the place. - Doug Butabi.
- Steve, stop! - Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad.
- We only let people in on the list. - We're on the list.
It's really sexy and I have a really good taste in what's sexy.
- That's just Weight Watchers... - ATM. That's it.
Great. They're starting with the neck injuries. I'm screwed.
when it's not ok okayeeeeeeeee!
- Dooey... Yeah. Up top. - Main man.
- It's weird to be in here. - But they stole your idea.
But there's no hbo!
Ok, you're mad cow-ing on me Alright? You have to relax
Don't do that with your head. That's so dumb!
I know your tricks Dewey
And who do you think that guy was? TREY!
Care about this? You want the real thing?
I have to go. Leave me a message.
- Shut up. - What?
Who are your friends?
Covers the development of...
This is NAPA No one gets in unless you're on the list
What?
You can't blame me. Today was just a series of random events gone awry.
Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving without a phone.
- It's a big step for both of us. - Consider last night a favor.
Approved
Steve, at the store in a half hour. Bring your dancing monkey brother.
Repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury.
I can't believe we got in. Sure it wasn't a mistake?
I Approve. Approve! :)
You know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistle sound, -
“And hey you got backup’s,stokes!” - “please like anybody gives a fuck abou my team”
I thought there was supposed to be a buzzer or a whistle or something.
I can't feel it, Aaron! I can't!
Happy Birthday Geno’s Lady
And you look good also.
I broke the window again.
#toofunny