Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm calling it... "Breaking Ribs."

Eddie, stop reading that trash.

Big Wrestling stopped caring about the common man years ago.

How do I put this delicately?

We're off to run some errands. We'll be gone for awhile.

We're not getting that.

I don't see myself washing my hands anytime soon.

she was willing to waste electricity.

so you can keep sleeping.

Unlike you, I can't sit around, drinking martinis all day.

But after a good night's sleep,

Of course. Never better!

Wish you were there to stop me from losing 50 bucks to Marvin.

Went from 27 to 30 inches. Your mom will never notice.

Now, we're all going to have to dig deep

But dry Alpha-Bits taste gross.

So, your mom's been out of commission for a day.

What are you talking about?!

It's not easy for me, either, always having to be vigilant...

No way Jessica would allow that. It has "pay" in the title.

What are you doing out of here?

We're getting this.

We thought you were safe in bed,

My tux still fits, but my shoes don't.