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And we've got some show for you tonight.
Tell me, Gonzo, what is it about Camilla
♪ It's time to play the music ♪
You are so huge!
No, to find tap shoes for claws.
I'm so confused.
[shouts]
♪ Welcome back your baby lamb ♪
BIG BABY Oscar! (oscar peeing) (big bird spanks oscar with a belt)
♪ You're sweeter than wine or vanilla, Camilla ♪
[bleeping]
our very special guest, Miss Leslie Uggams!
I Hate Miss Piggy
♪ You and I ♪
[strumming guitar]
Well, I imagine she feels much the same.
♪ Lord knows I'm not a fool girl ♪
♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪
is a friend of mine from Sesame Street,
Try it again. I have a deep, authoritative voice.
Well, would you tell him that his younger brother
You have that one thing lacking in chickens.
A chicken with hay fever.
- Oh, wow! - Yeah.
♪ Lookin' better than a body has a right to ♪
[Muppet theme plays]
♪ I've been lost for all these years ♪
Oscar pee on bottle… Did you put the shoes on— What the fuck?! You did this? Huh? I didn’t do nothing! You better watch your attitude, Oscar. I’m not!
Suppose I get so excited that I faint?
Or in your case, mouth-to-beak resuscitation.
Why?