Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

uh, Sesame Street, to be precise.

I should've known better than to try to fool with you, Patrol Bear.

♪ And shakin' me up so that all I really know ♪

♪ I've had about the frog ♪

- What is it? - Littering.

♪ Show me that I'm not forgotten ♪

Oscar! You’re nosebleeding! Go to the bathroom! No! (Big Bird slapped Oscar) Ow! Go to the fucking bathroom! Now! Okay! (Oscar crying) You better watch your attitude, Oscar. I’m not!

I give him the straight lines and he gives me the fish lines.

Well, Lew, I was kind of expecting violins.

Kermit, if you need me, I'll be in Camilla's dressing room.

Camilla, why don't I take you out for some fresh air?

[electronic noises]

♪ Why don't you get things started ♪

♪ I've been thinking of you ♪

IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER

You know, I started this act using kippers.

Oh, please, Dr. Honeydew, I can't go through life with this long neck.

new answer to the energy crisis,

Wow! Perfection incarnate!

- After you. - Thank you.

[crashing, glass shatters]

and yet still poultry in every sense.

Wow! Statuesque,

♪ I'm feeling quite insane and young again ♪

♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪

is on the show tonight, right?

Uh, listen, yellow thing,

- You just come with me, you... - [grunting]

Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird.

Oscar! Did you listen to I love trash with your girlfriend? You are a slut!!! (Oscar chokes Oscar)

OSCAR!!! (BIG BIRD SCREAMING) GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!! yOU TAKE PIC OF SEX!!!??? (Big Bird Slaps Oscar with a belt) (Oscar peeing)

Big Bird from Sesame Street.

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.