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And it hit me: more work!
Don't go over the date line, Birthday Dad!
-Ugh! It sucks, I'm sorry. -It's a first draft.
You wanna stay and watch "Birthday Dad"?
Ugh!
-What?
♪ The sun is shining down on you and me ♪
-Hey, man, great show. -What? Huh?
-Hello?
You are a beautiful salad bowl.
Hey, I'm Krissy Keating.
I don't know. "Being Diane"?
during a brief Oscar-qualifying run in New York and LA.
Ugh.
All I know is that this book about the girl detective is fun.
Oh, I love when stories start like that! Ooh! You should put this one in your book.
We totally have to look at Trauma.
♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪
Great! I've made my romantic offer. I've officially been a good boyfriend.
-Oops. -Yeah. "Oops."
Are you, uh, you know,
"So in a way, that salad bowl was me, and the cracks... were also me..."
Actually, I did see Sarah Lynn. Right before she died.
Okay.
We get it. We're in Chicago.
You're still on the phone with me!
Mistakes I made, that I will never forgive myself for.
I'm not writing The Mall-related Mysteries of Ivy Tran!
I should just call Princess Carolyn and tell her I need more time.
Princess Carolyn, wait.
I have so many stories to tell,
Oh, oh. You gotta try a Chicago-style baked potato.
-Penny-- -If we can get the word out,
in this incestuous money-laundering scheme that's, oh,
Then...
Okay, but, no. Hurry.
and I decided that one day I would write something
Maybe it's like that, you know?
-Hello. Thank you.
My book is supposed to be a profound treatise on damage.
-Excuse me, I'm sorry... -We forgive you.
Or "beast," which is slang that young people like me say.
♪ I said, "Everybody, come on And get your happy shoes on" ♪