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- Hi! - Mom!
But I'm home now and we can do the play.
- Oliver! - [continues urinating]
Uh, back in a jiff.
For Pete's sake, Emily.
[humming]
♪ From my head to my toe ♪
What? But you said I was ready for this,
I'm glad you didn't move.
♪ Just come and set me... ♪
time for the auditions, which will be held in my bedroom.
[sniffles]
As her manager, I think I know
Here, have a look.
"Daddy saddle"? How'd you know what this is?
Don't worry, Miranda. You're the only part that matters.
It's just too much for the yard to take!
♪ I'm gonna have peanuts And Cracker Ja... ♪
- He just broke up with me... - [gasps]
And...
- The director is on set. - [all applauding]
♪ Oh, who is that I see? ♪
[Jim] Cut!
Jim, you're doing the rehearsal without me?
Because that is how they do it on Broadway.
'Cause I don't have a sister.
[Jim] And...
You and I have done this a hundred times, right?
So, our costumes have to be professional.
Yeah, and we're gonna videotape it and send it to Broadway.
[softly] I miss those.
Okay. Well, thank you very much.
Your 2004 Cooperative Theater Award nominee.
You know what? You're right.
the romantic scene,
Was it when Uncle Jim and Patrick dangled half-naked at a gay club?
What? I only got one part? Is this some kind of joke?
Well, I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Emily.
Well, we could do Annie.
- [sighs] - I just...
You don't have much time left, Mel.