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[chuckles] Really? You like it?
Thank you. [chuckles]
How fast do you think I could skin a pig?
Your toilet appears to be draining into your yard.
He's a fine actor.
[Miranda imitates crying]
I better be.
Yes. Yes.
- I could read it. - Well, I will... clearly,
What? Annie with just you and me? That would make no sense.
Okay, good.
I most certainly am not!
Well, that was a great discussion on art.
Next! You're not an orphan.
- [Jim] Hmm. - [fly unzips]
'cause I went through puberty and I blossomed.
The one note I would have is a little more energy.
Okay. Okay, back to one.
How many garbage can septic tanks have you installed?
How could you say something like that to me?
Oh, we're trying to get me in the Guinness Book of World Records.
- Huh? - [Jim] Okay, everyone,
Mom, Daddy Warbucks just quit and we were gonna send this to Broadway.
Bethany, I am extremely busy!
Okay, thank you. Yeah.
♪ If you want to be with me ♪
and let's get busy acting. Okay!
maybe someone else would like to quit.
[gasps] What?
where Daddy Warbucks and Annie share their first kiss.
I am just an orphan, and I want to find my parents.
You know, I was really hoping to get the part.
All right, everyone.
This is raw sewage.
- She's driving. Where's she driving to? - She's driving somewhere.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, respect this!
The worst place to be when you're a lady with a baby.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
You'll have to excuse my producer. She's new to the process.
[inhales sharply] How dare you!
I'll play Daddy Warbucks.
- Wait... - Yeah, Jim.
shuffling off this mortal coil...
- [Jim continues grunting] - Can I go now?
I do too know what I'm doing.
[Jim clears throat]