Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Exactly. Do you think I'm gonna direct a non-union backyard play?

I told you Miranda likes to get all the parts.

- That's right. You won't be on it. - We'll see. We'll see.

"Thank you, Annie. You're not too bad yourself.

In this particular script, he is.

I would go to the ends of the earth to find your parents,

[theme music playing]

- Kleigh, what are you doing? - Shh.

Well, I'd like to audition for the romantic lead, please.

So if, uh... you need an understudy, just let me know.

Hi, nice to meet you. I just want to let you know

No, that was a test.

I just... I pretend you're Miranda?

Oh, can you imagine...

I mean, we've had poop piling up for years.

♪ If you wanna be with me ♪

I guess I'll just have to die...

Amazing. We are gonna have so much time to dig through this house.

[Miranda] Oh...

We're starting with the scene where Annie murders the dog.

No, I don't want you. I'm not even looking at you.

- [urinating] - Footloose,

Uncle Jim, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to replace me?

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

- so I'm going to do it. - But I'm a woman.

Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you again.

I said I work until 5:00.

How would you describe your acting style?

[sighs] Thank you.

because Miranda always plays all the parts.

But, yes, she has.

[sighs] Well, you seemed interested.