Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Cause here comes the incredible, the amazing Annie!
It's somebody's birthday, and you're presenting your hip.
with my Five Phase Plan for Fame.
The show must go on! We are sending this to Broadway!
I'm gonna go plunge the toilet.
[cell phone continues vibrating]
But I won't be on it, right?
No sister for me. Only child, for sure.
[sniffing]
Do it like Miranda. Yes, you gotta... No!
So, please, be my understudy.
I gave up a Rascal scooter for this.
Well, um, actually...
Here are the scripts.
Actors will be pouring in here any minute now.
♪ But my heart is sayin' no ♪
- You always wanted to do Annie. - Really?
Just give me a minute to look this over.
I'll be auditioning for the lead role of Annie.
Everyone up on stage.
With the hose.
My toilet is off-limits.
- You directing, Mom? - You? You directing?
♪ But what about the dog? ♪
Can't you see I am busy? I am a director.
Mom, how could you do this to me?
Hello, my name is Miranda Sings.
Oh, hey, I found a picture of that Frida Kahlo painting
Or when Miranda killed a man, and then ruined his funeral?
Me?
[Jim sighs]
And we are just gonna go back to the way things were
- That you don't like it. - I don't like it!
Yeah, me too. And do you know what? Now that I have...
Let's just save that for the performance. And cut.
They're completely messing up my lap dance.
Okay, you know what, sweetie? It's okay.
Like you're attacking with your toe and your finger.
- [gasps] She hung up on him. - [gasps] Good for you.
It'll be the greatest waste of time of your life.