Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[stammers] What? No!
I'll tell you what you'd be good at. Being a producer.
You can barely make a sammich.
and we're gonna cancel all these auditions.
that the lead role is off-limits.
Okay, um, excuse me. [chuckles]
♪ You got to rub me the right way ♪
Yeah, images are good.
I have a toilet in my bedroom.
[barking]
we were talking about the other night.
Oh, I've changed my mind. I have.
It's like you're showing your hip
I am going to Broadway.
Look. Isn't her work incredible?
Bethany, what are you thinking calling a licensed plumber over here?
And... action.
That shows a real lack of commitment.
What? No. We have to audition. Look at this place.
Let's go! Everyone, out!
We're gonna present the hip!
as long as she'll kiss you in return.
What if we do a living room musical?
- Oh, I'm so happy that I... - [Jim] Next!
I really could've used the trees! You better not be late tomorrow.
Jim, that was not the casting list we agreed on.
and act good.
Understudy... Understudy's ready.
Emily, I'm just so excited.
This script is ludicrous.
Oh, I'm a orphan.
[faucet running]
Well, you're in luck, 'cause I got soft orphan lips.
Next!
[gasps] Hello?
Yeah, and I'm surprised because I thought you were gonna ruin it.
♪ I can make your wish come true ♪
[speaking indistinctly]
Who would be the trees, Patrick?
And... you're ready?
Every director must hold auditions. Those are union rules.
[vocalizing]
Hold the work! Hold the work.
Why didn't you tell me?
[Jim grunting]
and go back outside to...
The yard can't handle it,