Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [sobbing] - [Jim sobbing]
Listen... [clears throat] the auditions are just a formality.
Gosh.
Unfortunately for most of you, all of the parts are going
Uh... Miranda, we can still do the play, just you and me.
We'll see about that. We'll see. We'll see.
Are you serious? I've had it up to here with your antics.
But then he had to go start this Five Phase Plan, Miranda,
No! No, wait! Everyone, wait!
[footsteps approaching]
Okay, I can't have you out here upsetting my cast members.
I think we should go study for that bio exam.
♪ Oh, I'm a beautiful little girl ♪
The hose is the edge of the stage.
♪ I'll kill it ♪
When I act, I make the audience feel what it's like to be... human.
in the hopes of getting just one kiss from you."
[Miranda singing] ♪ I'm a little girl with the curly hairs ♪
- How was that? - Uh, it was okay.
to be in a production of this caliber.
I just figured we can make it look like I'm auditioning,
♪ It's Daddy Warbucks, Warbucks ♪
Well, it wasn't me.
[both laughing]
Uh, that's actually not in the script. I have seen Annie.
[clears throat and stammering] "Annie,
Well, you're in luck.
Whoever put it in did a total hack job.
and I have an inexperienced producer who has no idea what she is doing.
[Bethany] Yes. Well, thank you so much for returning my call.
♪ It's a girly hair day ♪
in the hopes of getting just one kiss from you."
and it'll be very confusing for both the audience and the actors.
And that's why we just need to go back to the way things were!
It's pronounced, "Pave-mon."
Oh, you like kissing?
Oh, you like kissing?
Well, you have a good day. Okay.
We'll clean this up and have everyone back here soon!
You can go.
- No way. - Ew.
passing through nature... to eternity."