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♪ A comedown with you ♪
I will.
[splutters] Why?
Um, I can't go to that. I'm sorry.
I've signed off on the Plant More Flowers Grow More Beauty initiative.
-Okay, what is Zion saying? -What's Paul saying?
[Abby] That's mine. Where's my beer?
What would happen if you didn't?
[inhales] I inherit the sin
-My favorite. -Yeah.
-Hey. -[Marcus] Hey.
-No. -Why not? You just said it came easy.
but if I open my mouth even slightly more, I'm gonna vomit.
And no one in the class ever says anything.
Tampons, diapers, presents, money.
He wears a suit. He has a 401(k).
[chuckles]
Definitely not doing that.
Uh, okay. Uh, next up is Ginny Miller
Exactly.
[rock music plays]
Oh, speaking of childhood, did you hear about Mr. Adams?
Yeah.
-♪ For the basement ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪
Just wanna thank you all for coming out tonight.
Beers.
[director] All right, so this moment
-So bad. [chuckles] -You loved it.
I am sick of suffering in silence
Don't be mean to me.
I like it. Let's do it.
Okay, fine. I would love to be your bridesman.
Ladies.
What are you saying?
-[gurgles beer] -[Jordan] Oh, he's--
-Okay, don't go all Mom on me. -I'm not gonna tell you what to do.
Um, no, one more thing.
What?
Excuse me.
Seriously. Good dude, fascinating life.
That was my agreeing
[Paul] Mm-hmm.
I've been doing this to help process stuff.
Ready?
[intriguing music plays]
I didn't burn though, so…
[inhales] Just by knowing, by seeing
A burglar breaks in. I'm vulnerable.
♪ Now I'm making my own paradise ♪
Right, okay then. So how's everything else?
gave Dan Summer a blow job in your bathroom?
Here, baby, have a bong.
Is that Paul? Is he there? Ginny said he moved in.
[grunts]
-Okay, come on. Come on. -But it's--
♪ I never loved someone Whose eyes can see right through me ♪
-And I apologized for that. -No, actually, you didn't.
But before you freak out, imagine you're me, alone in the kitchen.
-It's been a tough one. -Love you, Mama.
you're gonna be Colonel Mustard. What do we think?
[laughs] It's just really hard to do on the back of a yak.
[sighs] Um…
[Abby laughs]
are more likely to get hurt or die 'cause you have this gun in the house.
Oh. [laughs]
No. I've been thinking about our conversation,
You're already planning the wedding, you've got your Neighborhood Club party.
they could do poetry, right, Ginny? They could do comedy.
-Mom. -Get out of here, Ginny.
Ginny threw a party?
Take me to the window, Winnie. I wanna say goodbye.