Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, guys. This is not appropriate, and I apologize.
-Yeah. -Um, he is well read.
And I have no idea how to start again.
What'd you have this morning?
That's amazing.
-We were tight for about three days. -[chuckles] We were.
The man's coming over to jerk off in a cup.
-Seriously? -Little cuddle before I go.
everything was so different.
This is great.
I can't believe he said yes so quickly.
Yeah, I am!
[laughing] Okay, wait. I just have one more question, one more.
Every day, she comes home at 7:00, and it's like,
♪ Hit it Oh, you want? ♪
Makes me feel so good about myself.
-which is, like, weird, but… -Hmm.
♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
I wanted trucks, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's just impossible.
[laughing]
-No, no. For me. -Okay.
[car door opens and closes]
-[Denise] What the fuck? -It's a real thing, so fuck you, man.
Yeah, it's a process, though, I think. Especially with books.
I see you. Yeah, you want that.
♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪
I don't know.
and we'll just keep the ball rolling from there.
-Oh, my gosh. -I could keep eating forever.
Um…
and you gave me a bunch of notes that I did not necessarily agree with.
Um, you know, wake up, have breakfast. Maybe smoke some weed.
-Really good. -[Alicia] Thanks.
You need to just… Just a little bit more. Just…
-Happy Valley? -Um…
how are we gonna introduce our baby to like, racism and shit?
'Cause I was a lesbian straight out the gate.
-so it comes out knowin' the real. -[laughing]
Yeah. No, I, I used to do chemistry.
We gotta talk to 'em. We can't have our kids talkin' 'bout, "America is great."
Sweet.
-Seriously. -My gosh.
you and your clown caravan of friends is not gonna figure it out.
-[Denise] So good to meet you. -[Dev] Reshmi.
I can't believe the motherfucker's jerking off on our couch.