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How's your next book coming along?
-Wow. It smells lovely. -[Denise] Oh, thank you.
I don't really know, like, the relevance of, uh, the breakfast order.
It's delicious.
So? It's the same thing. I'm reading.
[chuckles] Oh, shit.
Would you lick someone's armpit every day for the rest of your life?
-Yes. I had a slave doll. -You had a slave doll?
I don't want his hands to be greasy.
[imperceptible]
-All right. -Okay.
-I know. It's weird. -It's a suede one.
Donation.
Look, I want you to be here, I want you to be alive, so I'm down.
Is there anything I can do?
-I told you this. -Oh, God!
He's not got a weak…
Then it got a little weird, then it got super awkward,
-That made me laugh. -[snorts and laughs]
Okay, okay.
-♪ Everybody ♪ -♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
Yeah. That would make it less awkward.
-Yeah, we aim to please. -Yes.
I don't know. I feel, like, ten months ago,
That's not cool. He be stealing my applause, bro.
The night was going so well.
We got wine, cheese. A rose.
I'm just trying to get a sense of your character,
-We'll think about… -…this shit will move fast.
what kind of eggs I eat in the morning is gonna give too much insight into that.
[chuckling] Light-skin Darius. Coming through.
Yeah.
-I'll sleep. -Okay, great. Thank you. Perfect.
You live with your parents now? In Queens?
It's just hard.
who you are as a person.
Those holes let it breathe!
-[groans] -Here we go.
Okay.
I see you. I see you.
I never realized… how good I had it.
-Okay, uh, all right. So sorry, no. -You can come over here.
says it, and then he always gets the round of applause.
Got it.
You know when you go out of town, and your plants need watering?
She's smarter than me. That's what she's trying to hide.
Like, I wasn't a New York Times bestselling author.
Say if we wanted to have a kid, and you tell me next year,
-We gotta be careful 'bout the toys. -[Alicia] Yes.
I wanna have a baby.
Just admit it.
[sighs]
It's fine. It's fine.
-Okay, I will. -Yeah.
[engine starts]
Uh, whoa.
-Yes. -Okay.
Should've tried using the drops.
So maybe that should be the motto. "We got wine breath."
-Hmm. I forgot. Okay. -Mmm-hmm.
-Hmm. -All you gotta do is you've gotta…
Mmm-hmm?