Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[smacks lips] Fuck this.

Yeah, speakin' of slavery,

Society has trained us to think we gotta wear stuff

-[blows] -[snorts]

With the weird hair and the weak immune system?

That would be nice. Let me get some weed.

-God damn. -[chuckles] It's pretty serious.

Yep. And getting yelled at for buying too many purple carrots.

Make sure you ain't got no air bubbles in there.

I buy stuff that goes in the trash, too. But I try to buy less, I try to adapt.

We gotta make do with the farmers market.

[exhales deeply]

It's almost been a year.

[groans] No one uses the drops, for the millionth time.

So, at the moment, I'm working at an antique store.

-[vibrating stops] -[spits]

you made all these new friends,

"Serious" is never a good way to start a conversation.

[Denise] All right. And…

Babe, I've been holding your hand through this whole process.

[imperceptible]

-I'll see you up there. -Yeah.

[to the tune of "I'm Every Woman"] ♪ I'm every chicken ♪

Okay. All right. Um, well, I don't even know how to go get some sperm.

Would you mind if we speak? Just some background.

Maybe we shouldn't have a baby.

♪ Everybody, everybody ♪

What the fuck, man? Jesus.

I loved it. I still think it's really beautiful.

and, um, we were thinking about donors,

We think you're amazing, and we've… Like, thank you so much.

I'm fine. I'm fine!

Once you became this big success,

♪ Who knows where the time goes? ♪

-I haven't even… -Pleasure.

-Yeah, I just wanna be cozy. -That's right.

It's not that crazy. But, you know, somethin'.

Do we text him and say,

[softly] I know.

[breathing deeply]

I didn't think I'd be working on a second book right now,

-[Alicia] See you. -[Denise] You're the best.

They're spending thousands of dollars on a complicated surgery

[rooster crows]

Don't tell me how to develop my characters.

-Early. I don't want no little O.J. baby. -[chuckling] Yeah.

[Denise] We gotta start watchin' Roots while the baby in the womb,

And I think, honestly, I'm just trying to get it done and put it out there,

"It'll happen. It'll happen. One day, it'll happen."

Remember when I was working for those whack magazines pretending to be a writer?

Nasty, like, a dirty armpit.

so Reshmi and her friends can come over and go… Boop!

[operatic song playing]

♪ That it's time to go? ♪

If he'd gotten the hair plugs when I told him to,

-Thank you. -She kills it.

I'm 34-years-old. My ovaries, they're starting to get stale.