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Sure you don't wanna sleep on it, or…
You're silly.
Spend 80 bucks a month
Anyway, she gets arrested for… I don't know what she gets arrested for.
What's up?
and then you would… You would make your contribution. Your…
Really? What shit you got goin' on?
-All day long. -Oh, you're missing out.
Right.
Ooh!
um, and we were thinking that…
Yeah. Yeah, I'm into it. I wanna do it.
-Has it been a year? -Mmm-hmm. It's been about ten months.
Shit. I don't wanna get up that early to talk about books, man.
Yeah. Yeah, it might.
♪ All the birds are leaving ♪
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Does he come over and release a load in one of our tea cups?
-It's not going… I'm fine. -I don't believe you. We're good.
♪ Hey ♪
[song continues playing]
[sighs]
-And every time I say something good… -[sighs]
"You wanna come over for dinner and then shoot the club up for dessert."
You know what came on TV the other day? The Sickening.
♪ I do not count the time ♪
♪ Won't be long for I'm leaving, oh, my love ♪
Yeah, yeah. We know it's a lot to process, you know, so…
I just feel like you seem so distant.
["Everybody Everybody" by Black Box playing]
-I was scared. -You ain't gotta be scared.
'Cause we're gonna have a baby.
[hesitates] Uh, how would that work?
Is that right? Anything whiter is like Lord of the Rings.
-Oh! -[both chuckle]
[trash can opens and closes]
So I'm just saying, for that eventuality, let's start preparing now.
And apparently, the policemen were like, um, "You gotta keep a straight face."
We do this shit all the fucking time.
[laughs]
-How you doin'? -Good to see you.
Why're you gettin' dressed up and elegant to go to bed?
[imperceptible]
I didn't mean to bring our bullshit into your home.
I mean, speak for yourself. I got shit going on.
Now your voice is goin' up eight octaves.
Yeah, maybe it's real,