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Yeah, I understand.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Ilana. Ilana!
You know, I'm not even a huge macaroon girl,
Me! Me, I have... butt.
'cause you also get to have sex with other people.
Listen, on paper, Abbi seems perfect.
♪♪
I'm being nice.
I feel like you really get me.
Oh... kay.
or the fact that you tried to cheat the co-op.
Oh, Robert.
- Yeah, never. - No.
"Shweet" ink.
♪♪
Don't try and butter me up, I'm a vegan.
I've heard so many women say that,
So gullible.
But, like, I feel like I get it, like, it's all, like.
What if we tricked her into having a threesome?
Ilana, what are you doing?
- Thank you so much. - Really cute.
She has this new series called "Where Are They Now?"
Mami Lani in the hizzy-lee!
so that when I do work, no one will know the difference.
Vape life!
Excuse me?
- so I need you to cover my shift. - I can cover for you.
My family comes from a long line of colonial Jews.
Ilana has told me so much about you. It's crazy how much we have in common.
♪ She said she don't wanna go downtown ♪
Well, do you want to die and how does that even work?
And I'm gonna drive around town in my car.
- Me too. - You are?
♪ Huc-a-dangle, woo-hoo! ♪
Wait, what?
I bet you got those big boobies to feed all your babies.
Oh, my God! With real honey!
She went slow but really tight squeeze...
but the combination of...
That is so fucking hot!
What?
Abbi. I'm an artist, okay? I love Phish.
Don't you already have HPV?
They're hilarious. I love it.