Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have to have that desire,

In breaking news, there's been a multiple car pile-up on the throughway.

The smart money says you'll be cleaning it tomorrow.

SO MUCH DAMN PAPERWORK!!

- You wanna go out...? - Sorry.

- Hey, congratulations. - For what, jackass?

Mr Weinberg has dementia but still enjoys his ronking.

Who else? Who else did you bang?

You're easily startled, you're constantly overwhelmed.

Man, why'd you even show up this weekend?

Holy crap. Run away. Run away. Run away.

to be rehashing our college sexual conquests

Mind-numbing monotony.

The only problem is I'm fresh out of blue ribbons,

and we'll replace you with a giant time clock?

I said, I think you may not be the worst resident ever,

I chose you because I am hoping that you will ask yourself,

to have a janitor make more than you?

You're always there when we need you.

- You're doing fine, Barbie. - Thank you.

Even if you hadn't just missed blinding me earlier,

So maybe you should stop being all mad at me when, really,

- is by using pregnancy as a trap. - What?

No one? Self-five.

I'm going home to see my son.

and monitor your arrival times this week. Ted?

- No, you didn't. - I did.

I don't care if I hurt his feelings, I got absolutely crushed tonight.