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You're-- You're gonna tell women how they're empowered,
or whatever, for, um,
Oh! I don't know. [chuckles]
That's what I'm saying. The jokes don't play.
And you know why?
[breathes shakily] You're not a producer. You're trash.
Just read from the teleprompter, okay? I worked all night on that copy.
Now, let's get to work.
This was a total waste of our time. I am useless.
[chuckles, sniffs]
["Weekend" playing]
Most importantly, we're gonna need you to design the building materials.
But I do know we didn't do anything wrong. Right?
would require significantly more time.
Okay.
Maybe we should, um, tell people individually.
Well, my truth is that you look very cute in that mo- cap suit.
Mobile games always have a dash of millennial stink on them,
[clears throat]
It's a fake cover that the industry puts on to hide the ugly truth.
[Jo] Trust.
Maybe I don't wanna do it the way it's always been done.
they had a goat, and that thing did some crazy- ass shit.
- Wait, are you two fighting? - [both] No.
[sighs] Look. [sighs]
It eats tin cans because that's what goats do.
And I have to say, I feel pretty relieved
- That's adorable, dude. - You look like an asshole.
So I'm gonna, uh, go ahead and speed through this.
which-- which means that it might be like this sometimes.
Something can't drip in antiquity.
- Wha-- Jo! - Jo!
[scoffs] No, thanks. You have your way of leading, and I have mine.
I don't know what women want. I don't know what I want.
Jo, I'm beginning to think you need this more than we do.
"Pretend not to be able to see. Put on glasses.
[gasps] Ooh.
Yes, I'm straight. You're the lesbians.