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Hmm. Maybe if I use my least-nagging tone of voice-
please mash the keypad with your palm now.
and show the world overweight people aren't undisciplined...
- I could sit in the aisle. - I'm afraid that would violate the fire code.
If you gain 61 pounds, they'll let you work at home?
Ah, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts.
Sir, if you just quiet down...
I guess I'm just a little more grateful for all she's done for us.
Sir, we will gladly treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn If you'll just end your crusade against Victory Points.
Arnie Pie in the Sky with the morning commute.
Y-E-S.
Free sample of fabric softener? Whoo-hoo!
Aw, honey. It looks just like a real doughnut.
Instead of making sanwiches with bread Use pop tarts
Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get outta this?
Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Marketing College too?
I heard sean went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
something comfortable for my first day of work.
35km !
First time I've ever been early for work-
"Core temperature normal. " Hmm. Not too shabby.
Maybe you'll have to hurt his feelings.
I'll work harder than ever before...
All I have to type is "Y."