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HEY, AND NO MORE
HE'S NOT A GRANDPA.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TAYLOR DOOSE.
IT'S COOL, REALLY.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANTHEA."
THAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY HAS INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY
OUR FIRST TABLEAU WAS CREATED
I PLAYED HER SEVEN YEARS AGO
I'VE JUMPED, JIGGLED, SHIMMIED.
I WAS OVER THERE BEFORE. THAT NEW GUITARIST --
I PICKED UP THE VIBE. THE AGE DIFFERENCE --
HE'S HAD A LOT OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
I'M GONNA KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT, NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
YOU SMELL!
THAT COULD BE THAT, TOO.
COME ON, SPEAK UP OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TOWED.
WHICH STRAIN AT A GNAT AND SWALLOW A CAMEL?
I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING GUITARIST -- A PHENOM.
SO SHE'S OUR FRESH EYES HERE.
I'M NOT CLIPPING COUPONS!
OKAY, START PACKING IT UP, PEOPLE.
RIGHT.
THERE MIGHT BE LOAVES AND FISHES.
IN OUR EXECUTION OF THIS ENDEAVOR,
I'M A WEEBLE, AND WEEBLES WOBBLE.
TURN TO THE SIDE.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING AN ATTACK.
TERRENCE AND LORELAI, OUR RENOIR COUPLE, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M MAD ABOUT THAT.
GOOD. ALTHOUGH I GOT OFF TO A SLOW START.
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE!
GET YOUR BUTTS ON THAT STAGE!
THEN WHY AM I NOT THE RENOIR GIRL?!
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SO, THE WASHER'S BROKEN.
AND GO BE STILL.
BUT THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW WAS HAPPY TO STEP IN
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VERY PRETTY.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST SEVEN SHORT YEARS AGO
HER EARS HAVE BECOME VESTIGIAL ORGANS.
BUT BECAUSE OF RECENT FLOODING,
I SWEAR, I AM NOT ANTI-MIDWIFE.
AND LET'S FACE IT. YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE.
IT WAS POST-GILMORE ECONOMY.
OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
JOHN WHO?
I KNOW.
I DIDN'T REALIZE JESUS WASN'T IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
GOT THE BEST ONE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD.
WOW, YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE.
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE IT COME OUT.
HEY, JACKSON, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
PLEASE DON'T POINT OUT THE IRONY
YOU READY? THIS IS BIG. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
NO UTENSILS BACK THEN?
COOL.
IT'LL GO OFF WHEN SOOKIE'S CLOSE.
I DID NOT FLINCH!
YOU ARE IN AMAZING PHYSICAL SHAPE.
OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GET BALLOONS AND FLOWERS.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHINESE ACROBAT.
"99 LUFTBALLOONS,"
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL JUST BILL PAYING.
I SAY WE GO CELEBRATE. HOW 'BOUT SHAKEY'S?
THAT WOMAN'S STARING AT ME.
YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED.
THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.
COME ON. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
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IT'S FROM 1984. THE BOOK?
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. IT WOULD BE MANIPULATIVE.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WONDERING THAT, TOO.
IT'S LODGED IN THERE! IT'S STUCK, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
CAN I JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE?
IT'S TOO LATE.
THAT WOULD BE AS DUMB AS BEING ANTI-BEST FRIEND.