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GET YOUR BUTTS ON THAT STAGE!
HER EARS HAVE BECOME VESTIGIAL ORGANS.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING AN ATTACK.
I'M GONNA KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT, NOT LIKE LAST TIME.
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. IT WOULD BE MANIPULATIVE.
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA GET TOWED.
HE'S HAD A LOT OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE JESUS WASN'T IN THE OLD TESTAMENT
HE'S NOT A GRANDPA.
SO SHE'S OUR FRESH EYES HERE.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WONDERING THAT, TOO.
THAT YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY HAS INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY
TURN TO THE SIDE.
I'VE JUMPED, JIGGLED, SHIMMIED.
I JUST FOUND THE MOST AMAZING GUITARIST -- A PHENOM.
GOOD. ALTHOUGH I GOT OFF TO A SLOW START.
IT'S FROM 1984. THE BOOK?
"99 LUFTBALLOONS,"
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE CHINESE ACROBAT.
IN OUR EXECUTION OF THIS ENDEAVOR,
THAT COULD BE THAT, TOO.
CAN I JUST SHOW YOU SOMETHING HERE?
OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO GET BALLOONS AND FLOWERS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM TAYLOR DOOSE.
I PLAYED HER SEVEN YEARS AGO
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BUT BECAUSE OF RECENT FLOODING,
I PICKED UP THE VIBE. THE AGE DIFFERENCE --
WHICH STRAIN AT A GNAT AND SWALLOW A CAMEL?
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NO UTENSILS BACK THEN?
COME ON, SPEAK UP OR YOU'RE GONNA BE TOWED.
OKAY, START PACKING IT UP, PEOPLE.
THAT'S NOT A LOT OF TIME.
VERY PRETTY.
BUT THE TOWN OF STARS HOLLOW WAS HAPPY TO STEP IN
PLEASE DON'T POINT OUT THE IRONY
I SAY WE GO CELEBRATE. HOW 'BOUT SHAKEY'S?
I DID NOT FLINCH!
IT WAS POST-GILMORE ECONOMY.
JOHN WHO?
OH, MY GOD! YOU GUYS LOOK SO CUTE!
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST SEVEN SHORT YEARS AGO
TERRENCE AND LORELAI, OUR RENOIR COUPLE, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
I WAS OVER THERE BEFORE. THAT NEW GUITARIST --
THAT WOMAN'S STARING AT ME.
IT'S COOL, REALLY.
HEY, JACKSON, WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?
AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANTHEA."
I SWEAR, I AM NOT ANTI-MIDWIFE.
YOU ARE IN AMAZING PHYSICAL SHAPE.
COME ON. I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
OUR FIRST TABLEAU WAS CREATED
COOL.
IT'S LODGED IN THERE! IT'S STUCK, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
I'VE BEEN DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO MAKE IT COME OUT.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
I'M NOT CLIPPING COUPONS!
WOW, YOU CAN CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE.
THERE MIGHT BE LOAVES AND FISHES.
GOT THE BEST ONE ON THE EASTERN SEABOARD.
THEN WHY AM I NOT THE RENOIR GIRL?!
I'M A WEEBLE, AND WEEBLES WOBBLE.
IT'LL GO OFF WHEN SOOKIE'S CLOSE.
YOU READY? THIS IS BIG. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
YOU SMELL!
AND GO BE STILL.
SO, THE WASHER'S BROKEN.
OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL JUST BILL PAYING.
RIGHT.
I KNOW.
BUT I CAN'T, AND I'M MAD ABOUT THAT.
IT'S TOO LATE.
HEY, AND NO MORE
THAT WOULD BE AS DUMB AS BEING ANTI-BEST FRIEND.
AND LET'S FACE IT. YOU'RE UNATTRACTIVE.