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Are you having a mental breakdown?
Although, I suppose, I mean...
'Yeah, I'm awesome all right.
Kill him.
No, no. I made a joke about Lech Walesa, she took offence,
I mean, take a look at my stomach. Yes, have a look at yours.
Mark, why are you saying this?
(Jez) 'Not straighten out. Sack the innocent man.'
'and a sincere desire to spend time with me.'
'Sauna. Champagne.
'I could use my sauna line.'
'and get married in judo suits and I'll cut the cake with my hand.
'like the way people fuck each other in prison.'
Who to? One of your "friends"?
Hello?
There was that other thing.
'Oh, that was horrible.
She must come in soon.
Yes, one of my friends, or I might need one for emergencies.
I like Long Hours
Yours.
You're going to end up fat like a house.
'Classic line. A great line.
I'm just joining a gym.
Yeah, I work here now. Amazing coincidence, yeah?
Do you want some more? Do you? Do you want it? Do you want it?
'Oh, my God! He actually... He couldn't resist!
Um, well, he was giving me a massage
Just doodles, a logo,
I can still come to classes. Do you mind if I cut in?
and then he rubbed my penis quite a bit.
He doesn't know us at all, does he?
'I get my brain training from Sudoku and Alain de Botton's weekly podcasts.'
'Letting her go first, just as though she's the same as me,
Oh, no, no, I shower at home.
That's serious shit. Work it, big man.
Oh, my God! Nancy! I didn't know you were...
'Maybe we'll have a judo-themed wedding
About what? The time you screwed the next-door neighbour?