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It's great to have some down-time working here,
Yeah, and not even a good kind of fuck-monkey.
I don't know, maybe some stoned weightlifter playing a prank or something.
Where we give them medieval weapons and train them to use medieval weapons
Oh, shit.
Or our wedding day. That was a happy memory, remember that? Wifey?
'She's so moody. I'm marrying her, what more does she want? '
Oh, right.
'Shit, Matt.
Oh, right.
Still, if it's unwritten...
'Mating season is over.'
Love thy neighbour as thyself.
That was a terrible, terrible thing to do. I am sorry.
'Must manoeuvre more dates into saunas.'
I really don't feel comfortable about this, Jez.
Did you talk to him?
Who's Matt Townsend?
'Shit! '
they make them themselves.
You know, I haven't even really had sex since you left.
And very long hours.
They have these sandwiches but they don't come from shops,
He wants to kill me with medieval weapons and he’s come somewhere
'Perfect. Job at the gym.
What the hell are you doing?
- "See you tomorrow in the office." - OK, then. See you.
in your starched collar, I'm down below decks dancing a jig with the Poles