Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...touched my penis.
Yep, fine. Sure.
but, if we're working together, I guess we may as well try and be friends.
Cor, it's like a sauna in here!
"I wouldn't want to stop you getting fit for the wedding."
That's not beyond the realms of possibility.
and he was going up my legs and my thighs
Oh, my God!
Matt, violence never solved anything.
'I've got to tell Jez about Nancy.
Mark, just fight him, he's not going to hurt you.
Well done, dude. You slacked off a bit
Great.
There is an unwritten rule about drinking all the complimentary juice.
'What am I meant to say? Can I say no? '
It's cool. I've got your back, dude.
'Maybe it would have been simpler just to kill him.
No, dude, thanks for letting me know.
Come on, Mark. The body is the greatest lie-detector!
Right, God, no.
- What the? - It's Eva in the flotation tank!
Yes, could work.
Right. Aren't you two supposed to?
'Leave my brain alone!
'AIthough that wouldn't bother me too much.
- I told Matt I don't want to marry her. - Oh.
Yes, the other thing.
He sent me a greetings card with a pre-printed message
I mean, you've got to be realistic, we're no Edward and Mrs Simpson, but, yeah.
Right. Good to be prepared.
Really? Not even oral, or foot-jobs or tromboning?
fuck-monkey jungle action.
Are you seeing anyone?
But be a bit quiet, maybe, Matt.
And he'd say, "No." And then they'd just start fucking.
- Do you even want to know? - I'd better.
I'd love to, it's just I've got a session booked with Matt, and...
I'm depressed.
'Might as well pile on a few more spoonfuls.
But she says if she sees you doing it again, she knows some bad dudes and they'II...
I'll explain them to you some time over a beer. See you Friday.
So, what's new in your world?
Remember? What you told me?
I did think I had ringworm once but it turned out to be a cigarette burn.