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I don't need to pay money to join a gym. The world is my gym.
Oh, shit. That's disgusting.
Faint heart never won fair maid.
and then he... touched my penis,
You just seem to spend so much time in the gym,
'Maybe it would be kinder not to tell him.
Well, I... The truth is...
Hmm.
and then she'll tell Sophie. What am I going to do, Jez?
Yes, he said he loves to do that.
No goals really, apart from
'Who cares if I put on weight? I'm engaged to be married!
Men do and say horrible things.
Oh, er... yes, erm...
I have, this is how I've got over it.
I mean, you know, so you don't break both your hearts?
'Ugh. Why do they have to park the bikes right in front of the sexualiser?
What's so bad about that?
Poland isn't in the Third World, Nance. They don't live in huts.
Well, she said she decided it wouldn't be so bad
The hills, the trees, the rivers. They are my gym.
(Mark) 'Finally.'
He poos... in the pool.
'Well, she's shitting on the gentlemen's-club vibe.'
- Jeremy? - Mark?
'Now he thinks I'm embarrassed about my penis.