Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

do you have any carrier bags cos i'm going out to collect some dog shit

Can you describe exactly what happened, Mr Corrigan?

What kind of a freak would do that? It'd screw his chances with Nancy.

Why don't we all go to the cinema?

I was supposed to hang out with these Belgian nuns

He is going to hurt me.

for when people are in touch about doing baseball caps with my initials on.

My dad literally congratulated me, Jez.

'And, quite possibly, the man of your dreams.'

Sophie's planning to join the gym.

Well, I was late in, the fridge was bare...

Oh. She went to chill out in the flotation tank.

'lf me and Nancy are trapped together, she'll start to fancy me,

Right, I'm gonna beat your ass, Corrigan.

I like that, it sounds interesting.

That's great, thanks a lot.

No, it's just at home I have a system.

I make my own sandwiches, Jeremy.

Everybody's coming to get me

And I... And I touched him?

- Nancy! - Hi, Jeremy.

'but I don't want to distract him from this massive dawning realisation.'

'This should be happening to me on a daily fucking basis.'

and the Africans, having a better time than you can imagine.

That's Alpine uphill.

'Oh, great, here comes the inevitable massive dong.

You know me, I don't have a type. If it moves, I'll try and hump it.

Oops. Better be going, nice bumping into you.

'I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box.

I find that stuff interesting.

- Hi, Nancy. - Jeremy.

You have to clean toilets, and pull hair out of the plug holes.

Sure, yeah, I'm down with that.

'It's fine, just a couple of normal guys.

(Mark) 'Oh, God, this is all so horrible.

No, she can't ever know.