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Well, yeah, I think we do.
No mountain is that hard. It's just not realistic.
she started getting snitty about UK hip-hop, so things just fell apart.
- Another one? - It's important!
A pathetic, flabby worm.
I can lend you this great book on relationships.
I'm not really sure I want to get married.
Going to the pub with Jeremy.
'I should do something.
What about all my fuck-monkey stuff?
Um, why don't you put in a good word for me with Matt
'or even better. God, I'm amazing.
Yeah. She says you stare at her like a sex offender.
'And by the morning, the weird feeling
'Like that's ever going to happen.'
You don't sound over the moon?
Or the good times? The Robin Williams DVD marathon.
Exactly. No more pizza. What are you doing tonight?
SHE GIGGLES
They say I did a poo in the pool?
Any more knots in these calves and I'll put you forward for a scout badge.
'Does hiding from my fiancee count? '
Yes.
you seem to love it so much, I was thinking maybe I might join.
'Don't want to seem overqualified.'
he's looking for, quote unquote, a fuck-monkey.
Not really. Matt spent the whole evening looking past me.
'my lips have slipped and I'm kissing you. '
Only joking.
it's just the bit of it that's actually a gym, that's going to be my gym.