Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

blown to pieces by the size of the IMAX image every day, anyway.

This is just fuel for the engine, I'll burn this off on the treadmill in, like, a second.

'Could claim mine is better... '

'When in fact, I'm not,

I don't think so, she's not really my type.

We could say he poos in the pool.

'I'm more concerned about my misshapen scrotum.'

It would be fun, the two of us doing something together.

The gorgeous blonde?

'He wants to punch and kick me and he's come somewhere

'It's what I said about her trainers.

'What's that man doing?

Um... 'Where's this going? '

'of secret power had started to wear off.'

Fuck off, Reddit. You've made using your fucking site too hard.

Are you feeling any more positive about the marriage?

Cos I'm in hell.

He's not into anything serious,

Well, you need to get yourself mentally prepared, dude.

Look, since we're going to be work colleagues now,

I mean, you must be bloody relaxed by now.

Er, it's Matt, isn't it.

'He's broken me, I'll say anything now.'

How am I going to see Nancy again if you don't give me a pass?

God, I'd really love to bone him.

This is so... Wow!

If you just want to get onto your back to start off with.

because I've been given another chance to be your friend.

Oh, just hanging out in the gym, you know. Pushing for the burn.

Oh, God, no, I'm... over the moon.

There's an incinerator round the back of the gym.

That's OK. I'm fine with that.

I've got a message from Nancy on reception.