Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I've been given another chance to be your friend.

God, I'd really love to bone him.

'Could claim mine is better... '

The gorgeous blonde?

Er, it's Matt, isn't it.

'I'm more concerned about my misshapen scrotum.'

He's not into anything serious,

How am I going to see Nancy again if you don't give me a pass?

Oh, just hanging out in the gym, you know. Pushing for the burn.

Are you feeling any more positive about the marriage?

Oh, God, no, I'm... over the moon.

We could say he poos in the pool.

Fuck off, Reddit. You've made using your fucking site too hard.

Look, since we're going to be work colleagues now,

I mean, you must be bloody relaxed by now.

Cos I'm in hell.

blown to pieces by the size of the IMAX image every day, anyway.

'What's that man doing?

'of secret power had started to wear off.'

It would be fun, the two of us doing something together.

That's OK. I'm fine with that.

Well, you need to get yourself mentally prepared, dude.

I don't think so, she's not really my type.

This is so... Wow!

'It's what I said about her trainers.

Um... 'Where's this going? '

If you just want to get onto your back to start off with.

This is just fuel for the engine, I'll burn this off on the treadmill in, like, a second.

There's an incinerator round the back of the gym.

'When in fact, I'm not,

'He wants to punch and kick me and he's come somewhere

I've got a message from Nancy on reception.

'He's broken me, I'll say anything now.'