Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm getting a whole new view of life. The other side of the potato.

- I don't understand. - Because... Because it's true.

Only the best personal trainer in south London,

An evil Alain de Botton?

No, I don't want it. All right?

What about Eva? She doesn't have a boyfriend.

This is my chance to be a proper human being.

How did that get on there?

Do you want to risk asking him?

What's a tubulin?

Well, she did smile at me once, so I just caught her eye.

The one affecting me,

(Sophie) "Hi, Mark, what are you doing?"

'The gooseberry's revenge!

Because she's from the Third World and lived in a hut?

I can't believe he'd say that.

How's the food plan? What did you have for dinner?

A champion is someone who gets up even when they can't. OK?

Yeah, exactly. Fuck off.

I can't believe you saw her last night but didn't say till now.

'Eugh! It's like he's got one hand on my body and the other in my brain.

'Well, this is going to be incredibly painful,

I do actually, definitely, fancy Eva.

'Maybe I'll look back and say judo brought us together.

Well, still, it's a shame, she's a great girl and she's like my best friend here.

She's getting dangerously close to my web of lies.