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does not indicate a gritty life on the never-never.
No, sure. Maybe a bit of oral, but I could never really enjoy it.
Pretty much a clean bill of health.
'She shouldn't have asked if she didn't want to know.
Sorry.
- A system? - Yeah, it's complicated.
So you do know it's very low pay?
Massage. It's part of the warm-down.
'I'm so tense, I'm like Waterford crystal, I'll smash into pieces! '
It's all right, Jez, use your woman as a human shield.
- Hey, Nancy! - Hey, Jez.
'Maybe we'll be happy ever after.'
Still, try again tomorrow, she'll probably feel differently.
Really? I did not know that about you.
I'm such a cock ring. I drove Nancy away,
He did?
You should join up too. You get a free pen.
And I said stop, but he wouldn't stop.
Let's rocket all the way to the top. Can you take some more?
Hey, Corrigan, your ass is hanging out! Tuck it in!
MOBILE RINGS
Leave me alone.
Well, I didn't actually see him, but I... I have my suspicions.
because I'm going out to collect some dog shit.
spending all day eating bananas and fucking with Matt Townsend.
She says they'll rip your cock off and stuff it in your mouth.
Jeremy, both of us can't pace.
She's hit the panic button.
'Just look away. If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me.'
Yeah, get rid of Matt, Fast, before Nancy asks him out.
What are you doing?
What's your bad news?
and the instructor here, Matt, is a hundred-degree hottie.
Oh, yeah. Cranking it at the IMAX. Don't I know it(!)
Good, though, isn't it - the gym? Kind of like being the member of a club.