Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jez, I'm not going to get back with you,

but then I got waylaid and ended up on crystal meth

Jeremy, is that post? Are you doodling on my post?

That was your basic programme -

When exactly were you going to tell me about...

Ask Sadie out for a smoothie.

'My new life has begun. Everything is going to be different.'

For God's sake, Jeremy, that's the post you set fire to.

OK, I've got two bits of bad news, one affecting me,

Well, the world is my gym, too,

Are you writing a novel or something?

Thought she wasn't your type?

Right, but you have had a lot of juice.

I don't want to waste water so I have my own methods,

About your knob?

'That's probably exactly the kind of bullshit

all that crank totally fucked with my mind.

'That hairy gooseberry, she couldn't stay in her bloody punnet! '

expressing a good deal of happiness.

Just say you never met me

There's a chance he might just laugh in your face and call you a slag.

Shame in a way, because I've always kind of wanted to poo in a pool.