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Good morning. After a long night battling darkness, treacherous conditions,
We take you there live for an update.
You'd have to have a pretty big microwave.
- Should you even be here? - I was sent.
Drink up.
Because we figure the pool can't burn, right?
Well, what's our next move?
Your cock-charming fuck buddy.
We've had enough of that shit. Just deal like the rest of us.
Judah? Listen...
Sorry I can't pay you. It's not my fault, is it?
It's nuts out there. Couldn't even drive over here.
All residents are required to leave their homes now.
See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south.
- Don't be. - Don't be.
Fire-fighters are going door-to-door telling people to get out immediately
My customer base is about to burn to the ground.
- Jesus does not make you flame-retardant. - I have to go.
- This is a mandatory evacuation. - You spiteful, fucking piece of shit.
I'm working on it. Work in progress. I got to get going.
There are tinder-dry conditions out there, warm temperatures, low rainfall,
- Then, it's a sign. - A sign?
All evacuees are welcome here to the Summer Canyon Recreation Centre.
Don't even fucking say Pittsburgh, OK?
And why's that?
Two minutes. I'm counting. Go.
Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group.
My husband's ashes are in there. Please, I forgot my husband's ashes.
Got to go.