Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if the Holiday Armadillo...
Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.
If you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building...
[PHOEBE GASPS]
Okay.
We're in a bit of a hurry. Can we please?
She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment...
Hey, I can be smooth.
Merry Christmas. Ooh.
...your part-Jewish friend.
- Oh, my God! - What?
...that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.
Why not?
Ready? One, two, three, four.
Could we get two burritos to go, please? Ha, ha.
Santa, really?
You heard it too? You have the gift.
...and apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
What are you doing here, Santa?
...there were these people called the Maccabees!
And then my cat died.
Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
BEN: Santa!
Ha, ha. Okay, it's not a contest.
Oh. Hey, Ben!
You bet I did, Ben.
That's great.
They say if we want, we could see it tonight.