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There's General Tso, there's Dumbface.
The train will now be going express to 37th Street.
Asking for a friend
No, I think that you said... you said something to me.
Uh, hello...
after you have kids. Totally.
You need to grab all your little flip flops
Got it? Yeah.
Got it.
before I would have a kid, you know?
I think what needs to happen is you need to go home
So this mole has grown like, 10 times bigger in the last year.
And then you just gotta veg.
His dick, dude!
You better get those beams.
Computer's not on.
Listen, um, I know we haven't called you in since that whole.
All right, peace. Later, Judith.
What's the address?
I don't have it.
Right.
Oh, my God.
It could be something important.
Jeremy Santos.
Ooh.
RiRi leans in for a kiss and then she...
drain out of the guy's eyes... It's pretty cool.
Um, that would take, like, super long to perfect.
So I can sign for your package, no problem.
I'm not your roommate's boyfriend, I'm your husband.
But first, I'm going to take my top-o'-the-morning-dump-to-you.
I'm about to start at this temp job... Bye bye.
It's escalating quickly.