Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?

It was an employee-appreciation barbecue.

No. We're stronger than ever, so...

I'm just tired, okay?

Washington, D.C.

Where did you say you were from?

I wanted to introduce my friend Leslie Knope--

- Indiana. - Okay.

that, uh, plays the sound of a babbling river,

the memory of Abraham Lincoln is enshrined forever."

That was really expensive moisturizer.

and it's 120 degrees out with 200% humidity,

Oh, I didn't bring a guidebook.

The smell is so much worse when you get up close.

Everything's going to be fine with you and Ben,

because if I know Ben, he, too, is an amalgam.

Barbecues should be about one thing--

until I can go pick up some meat from the Food 'n' Stuff.

I went to our nation's capital this weekend

uh, we-- maybe we were gonna go back to--

The point of the barbecue was to thank the department.

jackson stop being a boophppoouyesisawandobservedyouvowlenteerrohdiscbiterohper! ok mom i'll stop being a boptrayal boobs boohbs jowker ohoo bawp bowueperproo bohopued betrahayal tohohompsome goomba bowhhipp frinty!

Pawnee, Missouri?

I combined all of the giant, dark-haired,

My department is pouting

That's not a picnic blanket.