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Renal failure is what keeps me up at night.
The table you were sitting at after you and your aunt
Now, everybody repeat after me.
[song continues]
Yeah, Ira, I do, but I'm fasting today.
I could've taken an Uber.
Oh.
Are you kidding?
when everyone is whispering about you.
They were dancing and chanting,
I said, "No matter why you have chosen to curse them,
with the coyote,
[chuckles]
could be reduced to a single sentence, but there it was.
Lord Ganesh doesn't need to see my daughter
which is a whole other thing.
Is it Ramadan?
I heard from half a dozen aunties that you yelled at college counselor Ron,
Getting her doctorate at Caltech, soon to be engaged...
and... [sighs] I don't know what to tell them.
-[Devi] Harish. -Devi, hey.
You have to be nice to them because you're Indian.
You remember her useless white husband Ron?
Deal with it.
or my insane PowerPoint skills.
Why does it itch so much?
I'll find you later.