Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's very touching, um...

[chuckes] Yeah, I agree.

[McEnroe] It had been a week since Devi's violent encounter

...unexpected overtures from certain people at school...

I want people to take me seriously.

I don't have an Aladdin,

Hey, kids, move.

I love being Indian. [scoffs]

[sarcastically] Where do I start?

And honestly, all I want to do is eat a doughnut,

Let me know if she stops walking again,

♪ Down, down to the ground ♪

Just take your slime and go.

Then what makes you interesting?

I feel bad for her.

Over my dead body.

Too much going on, for Ganesh Puja? That bitch.

Yeah. What about it?

Devi, what did you do?

[laughs] Don't miss.

I just don't want to take a photo.

It's so low-rent.

[chants in Sanskrit]

Two rows of seats. Dolby 5.1 surround sound.

Leasing is still a financial commitment!

I don't really feel at home right now in my choice of clothing.

He's the community spiritual leader and also really knows how to work a room.

My closest Indian friend is a woman I met seven minutes ago.

Well, I didn't want to let myself go completely.

[laughs] In your face.

Oh, wonderful. Could you take me to The Home Depot?

What idea? That I love my husband less because my roots aren't showing?

[McEnroe] Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood relationship to you,

♪ Well, baby, I’m waking up ♪

who can get you a very nice wheelchair for cheap.

and he's so into being Native American.

I just thought, "Am I gonna be this insecure Indian guy,

You know, my kids ask about their grandparents,

-A Muslim. -[Kamala gasps]

I read Vietnam vets their Bill O'Reilly books.