HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and Jared from Subway,
Mom? Dad? Can Gary Glitter, Jeffrey Jones
I'll be back in about 20 minutes.
Peter, who are your friends?
I'm, um, I'm getting re-circumcised.
right in front of you.
I was trying to get a peek down there.
Hey, I'm doing it.
Well, no wonder... you're running all the apps at once.
- Of course. - You bet.
We're tired of you taking us for granted.
I never thought I could be talked into wingsuiting.
Peter, stop!
Now I sound exactly like Kathleen Turner.
We were coming back from the Coinstar
I'll just ask them for something so ridiculous,
Wingsuiting?
Nah, they're lame.
I'll just wait till somebody else goes in.
Take a hike, Peter.
Wow, you guys.
They're really mad at me, and I'm-I'm afraid
Like, he's one of those guys whose forearm hair
We're very far away!