Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which one am I?
Peter, wait. H-Hold on. This is crazy!
Ugh, it's so annoying.
Ah, that's just a silly title they gave me
Oh! What-what just... There's almost nothing left of him!
I mean, basically, yeah.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
I feel more relaxed than a chick on Facebook
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. Or-or how about this?
you can go ahead and delete
I don't know what it is.
Oh, my God.
Uh-oh, looks like these are in use.
Rough night. Turns out the can was all buttons.
♪ All the things that make us ♪
Okay.
Never.
He's not "just some dude."
Who the hell is this Stryker guy you keep talking about?
same thing bitch , different shapes
but it's got to be something really meaningful,
Stay out of my crapper.
It's just so peaceful here.
the whole time I've been in here.
You treated them like you don't even care about them.
- I did. - Yeah. Yeah.
Well, they didn't say yes, but they didn't say no.
Did you get your ass kicked by Meryl Streep?
Okay, Seacrest out. Bye.
and saw your car out front.
doing Ecstasy at a Mexican prom.
Are you the coolest guy ever?
What the hell was that?
We forgot all about my coma