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Before being captured, my father hid me in the cellar
Sorry, Gal. I'm gonna have to cut you off.
And after coming all this way,
- Don't say her name. - Right.
What did you say after I said, "nice meeting you. Door's on the wall"?
Well, that's a mouthful.
Only I can offer her
So... at the age of 8, I swore off love.
Sorry. I got distracted.
- "Betta." - ...Betta of Valencia.
but to our people for thousands of years.
- Sadistic. - Vicious.
There's someone here to see you.
And while I do, husband,
- No, I don't. - But...
Look, I'd love to help. Really, I would.
Save my people.
Sir... when you hired me to be your squire,
I'm sort of out of the whole "damsel in distress" business
And so, on this glorious day,
- Evil. - Cruel.
your advice is for me to just turn a blind eye
She really gets a kick out of that damn Jester.
Ah!
And that is what she chooses.