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Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...
and everyone here likes fresh fish.
I'm Susan, B! Ah yes, Susan B.
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I think it’s more complex than that.
And it's good for neuropathy too
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
That's where I want to live. Right there.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I believe her, yo I don't know why I just do
9 1/2 years just for weed! Damn!
SUCKS TO BE YOU MAN!!~ Luther
Oh! I’m sorry yall I don’t want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow
it used tt when they had full bowl cuts dome to spill the gutts and save soo giant by calvin harris but he quit so it would be cloe bratz taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
All right.
Good boy.
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and...freak out man
I'll wear a wire. Hmm?
Get it, Killer.
Michael Thomas Malcolm Jenkins
Hey girl you hungry? “Fuck you nigga!”
Alright I’ll give you 4
TO WRIP THE CHORD W ME??
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
Aye Black Ass!
You called Myersdorf plumbing Something about empty pipes?
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
.
I love horses. I love horses.
Moo this man! Mooooooo!
AND IT'S GOOD FOR ARTHRITIS, TOO
You my only friend
Yes, Cuban Bee...
$450 for the switch 2? Damn!
When plumber arrives
I’ve made bongs with less
Bitch you know what I want
Maybe is an acceptable answer. It's that no thing that gets me
Shit. I wish.
Callin dominos
Kandemir Keeping Stryker Reps off Ryan’s Back
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
How I feel after work...
So, you wanna get together?
Bisexuals after a long day of sitting
Have you ever seen Super Nintendo land… on shrooms?
Sure thing, kid.
Right near da beach Boyeee
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
if you guys set up one more trouble ticket in the quail hollow area I swear i will bitch slap someone
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
holy f**king shit
I'm not going to do what you think I'm going to... Which is go get a tattoo
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
You said B! Good!
pauline gallagher and caroline cowie. kathryn provost and frances backhouse.
Pippin Simson
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
No.
One pound of marijuana, and you pay with Blaze Token right here.
holy f##### s###
TARZANAS TAРЗАН
What's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day...
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I’m sorry for yelling.
No, thank you.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,
High, high, high, high
Ever see the back of a $20 bill... ....ON WEED?
Im sexy im a schooler People like me
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
We got customers from all over New York.
Hey! Hey.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
You ever seen Shaun White ON IRON MAN?
That last EE move... #chuckchance
You guys, wait up!
Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!
Doctor says I need a shoulderotomy
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
When people get excited about 420
Funyuns.
No more window love. Go and sell it.
I wanna talk to Samsung
Look at all these people!
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
... ...
You're a fibber
I'll do the honors.
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
What? Did you go to burger college? Friend, damn.
Fuck ETH, Fuck MCO, fuck Velas, you’re cool Bidao, fuck Chainlink, I’m out.
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I get lifted up
Y'all I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
When you’re in desperate need for drugs There’s only one way to do it
So ya'll wanna practice? I'll get my instrument, yo.
I will. Jan.
Hawaiian Bee
Chris it’s 1SG, JLTV fell! Shut up bitch!
That was a joke.
And it's good for arthritis too.
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
Hey black ass
Flip out, man!
fuck #haiku, #2skinneejs you're cool
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
Oh yo your tittie
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
I’m Steve’s bitch.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
Word, yo? Yes!
You Ever Work a Double ON WEED???
My eclipse glasses falling off And I’m looking directly at the sun
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
Is it January? No man, it's August
well did you get my message?
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
Now that’s A titty
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
I'm sexy. I'm a scholar. People like me.
wanna go for a walk?
and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
YO, I’M CUBAN B
He's a small-time gunrunner...
No caption needed
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
Kings chances of winning Without Demarcus Cousins
All by myself
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
Billy, good to see you, man.
Look who's walkin'.
What we have here...
Maybe 5..... 6:30?
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
Isn't that ironic? Don't you think?
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
Kenny’s butthole was in constant jeopardy
that sweet, sweet chiva.
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
This is for Killer, B.
especially when it comes to reefer.
So you swear you don't?
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Just smoke it yo
Funyuns
Thanks little buddy
why you missing up my allocation just because I'm declining them, b
I just hope they smoke it.
Looks like some sort of a business card.
Everythings gonna Be alright
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
Boo this intern! Boo!
Perfect job for a stoner.
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
Ohh. I'm a big dyke.
Tren! Var!
AT LAST WE CAN SHARE EVERYTHING!
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
THANK YOU, GLEN! YEAH!
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
BIG
Michael Thomas Malcom Jenkins Davenport
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
Obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian
SAVE MARIA'S SWEET VIRGIN ASS
You, yo. Me?
You really should.
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
We used to eat all the time back in the day? - pussy
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
thanks scientist got any papers?