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Devil666- The mark of the beast!
And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smokin' marijuana
What the fuck are you talkin' about, man?
Have you ever used Twitter... on weed?
Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later.
sour cream and onion chips...
We're talkin' about Mary Jane
And that's an addiction, man.
All I wanna know is Who's coming with me?
Good for you, man
I USED TO SUCK DICK FOR BANANAS
No. No, I can’t say that I have
cool nuggets
Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit?
Marijuana affects the memory
Right over here! Come on!
Kenny, how long can you make it in there?
Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra.
You’re a cop killer!
They've gotta have forms just, like, laying around. I mean, they are scientists.
.
And may God have mercy on your soul, young man.
Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown
Thank you scientist Eric will love this
Naughty uncle of love
You in here for some marijuana
KULOV, good to see ya man
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain.
Thank you!
Up Nothing
UP WITH HOPE DOWN WITH POPE
Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me.
With some DIP, man!
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun.
Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother.
Ever see the back of a $20 bill...ON WEED?
It's too bad, man. I just stopped drinkin' yesterday.
Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood.
Hey, blackass! Why you didn't moon us earlier eh?
Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all.
I wanna talk to Samson
Great.
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head!
but would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department?
The folders look like shit Fuck you nigga
Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy.
Word, yo. Where the hell is he?
Damn, I was good!
Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison?
....
Guess what ??? ^.^
Right near the Sheetz. Boi!
what part of tattoine are you from vader?
Shut up, Bitch!!
Fine China. Babaloo.
Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan.
If somethin' happens to us, could you...
Yes. I'm sexy.
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
Who would bang someone like that? Not me!
Fuckin Impossible Man!
When he say “you my bitch, u ain’t goin nowhere!”
Candy makes you dandy!
I just gave him some candy and some chips...
We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go.
Obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian
you called myersdorf plumbing something about empty pipes?
I mean, they are scientists.
A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Vapes aren't a drug
Mm-hmm.
maybe go out for some ice cream or something?
I've been set up..
It's a thing I'm into.
I hate ya’ll
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything!
Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him.
Okay. All right.
This good for ya?
You play D&D? At last, we can share everything!
Cops didn't say nothin'. Hell, they was gettin' high too. Everybody was doin' it.
She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi.
You in here for some constipation and GERD
Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn!
Have you ever been sober . . . on weed?
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want.
We'll get back to that in a second.
you gotta understand who Killer the dog was.
Damn You goto weed college
Oh, man.
.
Say it with me:
THIS WMS SUCKsssss!
Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us...
Let's see what I got here.
You ever suck dick for booze?
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:
YO, I’M CUBAN B
I have killed. I have helped kill.
For $5 million dollars, I got Jerry Garcia’s shirt maaaaayaaaaan….
Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street.
Have you ever played MarioKart On tramadol
For God's sake Wash your hands!
Right near the beach, boyee
The Stars have looked like ass. I am worried, man.
Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me.
No more window love!
Test Test
If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up.
High, high, high, high
I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared.
Ohh. I'm a big dyke.
Fuck you nigga!
Vão se foder Menos você robô
We're fund-raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace.
holy s###
You hungry?
What part of Jamaica?
I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break.
Ha!
Ice Cream
LITERALLY EVERY SHOW OR MOVIE IN 2019
it used to be leanne pages-oliver running into zak mermaid at the shops and killing him but she quit so it would be chrissy pitzalis taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
.
WASH OFF YOUR HANDS
Just a sec. Okay.
A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got...
Kenny’s sweet virgin ass, man!
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Thanks, little buddy.
Sorry for yelling
Wait, I don’t know no Dontayvion……..Gone
I'm all out of food. You ate it all.
I’m not gonna do what everyone Thinks I’m gonna do and flip out
I love butter toffee peanuts
Hey girl ya hungry?
But-But-But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
You are a fish You are not a man
Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
That would not be right, man. Use remote popes Yeah.
That's gonna be 9, 600 bucks, bro.
If you desperate, you can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park,
No, thank you
I would... but I'm gay, you know?
Right near da Beach BOY-EE
Wenn der j ma wieder Haltestelle ist Just smoke it yo
Th-That's good
I was hooked on Mary Jane.
Coronavirus Got the whole town on lockdown
Ken, If you listenin'... HELP!