Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did you ever see le cercle roughe... on blow?

Moo this man! Moo!

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.

Right near the beach- Boy

What'd you go to weed college?

Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.

Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.

You in here for some constipation and GERD

But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.

and I won't get all my vitamins.

which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.

See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.

Thanks, man. Hey, hey!

Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?

Hey, Mary Jane!

people get to excited about 420 @joegcomedy

Ever see the back of a $20 bill? On weed??

in the next room, his father, an “I’m 40, But Still Cool“ smoker, trying to find a way to bond with his son.

don't cry handsome actor man

I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do

At last we can share everything.

Got the whole town on lockdown

Setting day has me like..

It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.

They killed Killer, B!

Ah! What I'm talkin' about.

RIGHT NEAR THE BEACH BOIIII

candy makes you dandy

Bad people hurt animals

We don't have a corkscrew.

IB, you my only friend

Y'all don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.

And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn’t smoking marijuana

Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo.

When people get excited about 420 @joegcomedy

I don’t do anal, only weed

I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.

Thurgood, why the long face, man?

words of encouragement

And just act completely normal.

Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious...

Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.

Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?

I've got a date with Mary Jane!

And he made 'em fight anyway.

Did you ever install a washing machine On wee

I'll be fine What's important now is your birthday

17 just for nachos? Damn

No. Sorry, man.

Stop. stealing. terry bradshaw’s. jokes

Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?

It was really good too

or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.

I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do

Still waiting on That heifer julio

Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?

I love you so much, little one All of you

And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.

Buttercup! Buttercup!

That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!

Just go in and rob the place blind.

Ay yo killer kill

And your name is?

I'm gonna call Brian.

Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?

Jan, will you be my girlfriend?

Abracadabra. Abracadabra?

I’m gonna want some cocktail. FRUIT.

NO MORE WINDOW LOVE! GO ON NOW, GIT!

Makes your asshole go pop pop pop

Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...

What's that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day.... Oh $POOTI, that's right

And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.

You ever suck son dick for drag racing? Huh

You hungry? "Fuck you nigga!"

CANDY MAKES YOU DANDY

Pussy. That's right. You got it.

Dip yo... Ya titty

I've made toys with less.

He looked all right, man.

High, high, high, high

Mofugga said smoothie!!

WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.

Whaaaat a country

I don’t even know nobody Named Old James

I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.

Scarface quit his job.

But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.

You ever suck dick for MHJr? Huh

RUTABEGA b! RUTABEGA!

I think you're bullshitting me.

Cough on this man!

Look! Wow, look at that!

then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.

Still waiting on those gifs Corey

One month just for weed?!

Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.

Right here in my bag.

It’s that no thang that gets me

You want ice cream

Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?

What, did you go to Jeep college? Damn, Sac'er!

Hey Hank Williams Jr. will vomit

Got the whole town on lockdown

Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.

You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?

The Shiznittle Bam.... Snip Snap Sack!!!!!

But not as much as I love pussy.

Hey. He killed...

And some pink popcorn, and some funyuns...

Abracadabra, B!

Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.

That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now.

i'm somebody's bussi

I repeat: Officer down!

For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.

God, if you listenin'... help the bills!

I myself am a master of the custodial arts,