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Jara, Jara, I hardly know you.
Kaylee & Joey this is you!!!
I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week.
Abracadabra.
And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana.
What's up? I smell it, let me inhale it.
Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second-floor supply room.
I was flat broke.
Us all week.
What did you go to weed college
I think it's more complex than that.
You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days
No, because we don't have any money.
Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you!
I GOT SOME BOOTY…
You Guys Gotta Do Something. There's This Guy Nasty Nate Who's After My Fantasy Win
DARK FICTION
Have you ever had a newborn On weed
Y Y
Scarface's plan wasn't that bad.
For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo.
alaps face) take that you angry insulter! that's for being so rude to everyonew! i knew there was a dark side to you! come on jo let's get outta here, before andrea cooper turns evil again. ow! you'll regreat this! yay you saved the day! you broke the andrea cooper spell!
Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here?
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?
5…6:30
We got a meeting with him in a couple days.
His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch!
What's so funny?
You in here for some constipation and GERD
Fulham!
I even know nobody named Ronnie Brown ........Gone
There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun?
All right. Light it up.
Jread. Dread. Jread. Jarod jrives a jirty truck
Welcome to my lair.
i’m sexy i’m a scholar people like me
Just some weird shit, man. Man, you're fuckin' crazy, yo.
Why?
It's too bad, man. I just stopped doin blow yesterday.
All BY MYSELFFF
don't worry! don't worry!
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir.
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.
Now...
For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move.
You might not like it.
HEARD THAT BEFORE SAID THAT BEFORE
When My Boyfriend Asks Me Why I Don't Trust Him
I'm takin' it slow, man.
And then Killer, he killed Nibbles.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
Not me. Oh, not us.
Motherfucka said smoothie
You don't smoke weed, do you?
They do pharmaceutical testing for the government...
I believe her, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
ALISON GOT SOME BOOTY
We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused.
Joyce is my bitch. Anybody gonna stab her, it's gonna be me.
I don't have no idea what you're talking about
Jara, Jara, I hardly know you.
Stash club members be like
Not Funny
I don’t know maybe 11… 12:30
All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture.
Hey. What's up, everybody? I'm Thurgood Jenkins
But it’d be great if we got Some of your cocaine
i see those
I seen him!
Where’d you go beer college? Daem nigga
I got booty
I get lifted up
We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers.
what part of jamaica are you from?
get away from me bitch
Did you ever experience the holocaust….on shrooms?
Makin' love was just for fun
My brother
Damn!
I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B.
When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face
I'll be right back.
I was up all night getting harassed.
Aah!
I got it. I got it.
I can’t take this shit no more!
I used to suck dick for coke.
I love buttered stuff! BUttercup!
you ever suck some dick for huhh?
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'.
Hello… It’s Me.
THANK YOU FAMILY, STAY UP
Yo, let's go, B.
You mean the President you support?
Samson Simpson I stick by my story
He opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous
Including the house, it was only 250, yo.
The love I desire, babe
Samson, I lied And I’m sorry
Think about this shit please
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Indian Burns
Well, if you think it's gonna help.
Did you ever see Bill O'Reilly get fired... on weed?!!!
Naughty jungle of love!
What the fuck is 814?
I'll give you five. Uh-uh. He autographed it himself.
Do what you gotta do. Be strong.
Heard that Before Said that before
Everyone on Valentine’s Day
Thank you scientist. Got any papers?
I’m serious.
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world...
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person.
I want you back, Mary Jane.
Nine years, just for weed? Damn!
You have smoked yourself retarded
WHICH BY OUR CALCULATIONS IS... FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MAN!
Sorry for yelling
That is an official fully.
You've got the match
Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you.
It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right?
Now this is what's gonna happen.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.
You guys believe in all play
Yo Killer Kill B
Boo this espn776343551 BOO!
This job... sucks.
You should be happy with the tip I gave you, damn.
You've got the love that
DAMN!
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm- Oh, bip
Hallelujah!
When you finally land a Latina as a gringo
No more wondow love go get it!
I get lifted up
Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed.
MF said scoop!
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really.
Grab Isildur’s helmet, and we are outta here!
I'M NOT GONNA DO WHAT EVERYONE THINKS I'M GONNA DO
You ever look at Saitama charts..? On Weeeed?
You
This stuff didn't even work. Man!
Right near the beach
It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface...
Thank you. Oh, I love you so much little one. All of you. All of you. It’s so good.
Plenary Authority My Brotha
Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed.
Did you ever see the end of an IP address On Weed?
Why Must you Rage? Stop the Hate child !
Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there.
Fuck you nigga!
Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'.
Did you ever see le cercle roughe... on weed?
I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son.
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
I'm aI'm a peaceful man.
NO MORE WINDOW LOVE. GO AND GET IT.
MAN!
You ever suck dick for a coaching job?
You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us!
It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living?
My wife: how was juijuitsu?
Good-bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up!
Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?
TARZANAS
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.