Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell me, do you like light operetta?
You have to die in a nursing home,
I'm callin' you Santa 'cause you just gifted us one-quarter tank.
you can't get back up and you'll be caught.
With 78% of the search area reporting,
I just can't get a clean shot.
at Cirque du Soleil.
Wait, is it ticking?
I don't like the way he really hit the word "blast."
Sounds like someone's got a case of the shoulds.
Wasting gas while sitting on my ass.
Someone adopted this highway.
It's an ICBM.
Always the back-of-the-class wit.
You do what now?
This is the boy.
I'm useless, all right.
Bob, why are you doing this?
Oh! Oh!
I rewrite it every time the tide goes out.
If you find Bart, give me his lunch money.
Bart broke my windows!
He's alive! And sassy!
Boy, am I lost.
Help! Help! Help!
We all get tattoos we regret.
No, no, no, no, it's a rental.