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DEMETRI: The Warlock of Narfoor's back? He just died.
He doesn't teach destruction and disrespect!
Where's Robby?
The new issue of Dungeon Lord came out.
Nice.
That was my last mozzarella stick.
after what you just did to mine?
This is the real world. You don't just throw people around.
That's not true.
[SCOFFS] All right. Let's see what you got.
You damn the consequences and you power forward.
Made you?
It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements.
Eli.
Wait for it.
But I'm not dating a bully.
You're teaching me muscle memory.
"Robert Swayze Keene"?
But you have to promise not to laugh.
[SAM GRUNTS]
No, I'm not mad.
No, it's nothing dirty.
ELI: "Very unprofessional sensei."
[ROBBY GRUNTS]
Self-defense. I know.
Yeah.
and you show me the moves?
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
Well, they were gonna hurt Demetri.
Jason here has an E-Class ready for you so you can get on with your day.
Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh?
Never say no to free marshmallows.
"Facility in need of a major face-lift."